She says I keep her awake with my snoring.
She says we never have any more fun and frankly you’re boring.
Saturday morning she’s up at dawn making me breakfast.
Over a coffee she tells me my conversation needs practice.
I tell her that I’m the man for her. I tell her that I’m the guy she wants.
I tell her that there’s much more than this…yes, and
I know in an instant, in the flash of an eye, like a bullet in the sky
I’d be there for you, for you I would sell all my Lionel trains so hush now darling plant me a kiss.

She says maybe we’d both be better off single.
She says any other man would have already fixed that shingle.
Saturday morning she’s up a dawn making me breakfast.
Over a water she tells me that these things take practice.
I tell her that I’m the man for her. I tell her that I’m the guy she wants.
I tell her that there’s much more than this, yes and
I know in an instant, in the flash of an eye, like a bullet in the sky
I’d be there for you, for you I would sell all my Lionel trains so hush now darling plant me a kiss.