When did Julio get that nasty case of gingivitis
He will soon know that the nicotine can cause arthritis
Darker than yellow I think he caught the Hepatitis
Hooray for Julio, next to him you look like Midas
When you come over, bring him some underwear
They’re in the top drawer. He messed up his last pair.
By the way
bring him his heart

Julio’s got himself a girlfriend
She don’t like the way he treats her she says,
“ I prefer you call me by my first name, Jejun.
And don’t steal my heart.”
When did Julio ever think he’s going to get elected
He will soon know that the platform that he’s on’s defective
Darker than yellow she’s Red as far as he’s detected
Hooray for Julio, he’s finally taken some initiative
When you come over, bring him your finest bottle of rose champagne
“ Jejun, I’m sorry you’ve seen this pain
by the way, here is your heart”

Julio’s got himself a girlfriend